T.F.R.
Not to be taken as a joke, but "Oops I did it again"
It's not funny, but in one way is somewhat humorous.
He thought we were doing it up the ass.
We weren't.
He went off.
Now It's time for the morning after pill.
Especially this is the time I'm most likely to get pregnant. I really do need some one to tell me how stupid unprotected sex is, everyone assumes I don't have sex. But that is because I say I don't.
first off, I love sex.
Secondly, I love him.
Thirdly, I love sex with him (FWB-friends with benefits)
Lastly, it makes me feel like he still wants, needs, and is still attached to me.
I have issues.
Edit:
No, don't get your hopes up I still have issues. Well, Considering it was the 4th most of the pharmacies around here were closed. So we waited till today. It's pretty close to the 72 hour mark, but it should be fine. I heard Plan B can really screw with you. You know, like tummy aches and head aches and whatever. I should be fine though, I don't throw up very easily. So far I'm just hungry. haha.
So Plan B
He screws up so she gets to throw up.
Woohoo the wonders of being a women!
Well, I thought it was clever. Probably just another one of those lame jokes of mine. I thought it'd be a nice ad for Plan B. or maybe even
Plan B because Plan A doesn't always work so well.
Curiosity does make me wonder what they thought Plan A was. . .Abstinence ? Condoms? Birth control?
What do you think Plan A is?
Well, that's it for now. I'll write back tomorrow maybe and let you know how today went.
Thanks again, Amanda.
2 comments:
Ridiculous hour of the night, and just because I revisit a blog that nobody reads I meet you. How charming.
For 17 you're full of life rich experiences! Hey ho, means at my age I can learn too. Do say what you think, I am beginning to think telling millions about you may actually help. Much more than 'counselling'. Advice can be sifted provided you get it. I'm not here for advice, but I'm told I talk to much about me. Hey, be careful, it seems unfair that a ladies part of a close relationship is to consumate it. Men can't help themselves. Although it's nice if you enjoy yourself too, of course! Take things slowly, and be a little bit selfish. You be in control, not controlled. Roy.
I hope you found an open pharmacy!
I am in full agreement with 'tom the teach' here - "....be a little selfish. You be in control, not controlled."
I told you in the beginning that it will help to talk about your experiences, (I am not big on psychotherapists- one gives to much power to one person that way), but to talk means you must be honest with yourself, and I believe that you are more trying to shock than to tell us what is really the problem.
Am I right? Let me know.
Till later, Matilda's Mom
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